EXCLUSIVE: Crittenton Points a Gun at Arenas

Whoa. I was just reviewing the tape I acquired through shady underground connections. I don't know how I missed it the first time I watched, but things are getting worse.

Check this out.
And Javale McGee is just smiling it up in the background. This is getting scary, guys. I never took Javaris Crittenton to be a 'point a gun at a teammate' type, but apparently he is that type. There's an old saying that goes, "You just never know with guys named Javaris." That seems applicable here. He's also not great at insults because "I'll shoot you in your surgically repaired knee" is pretty wackintosh.

A Couple of Basketball Players Talk About Hipster Rap

(phone rings playing Day N' Nite (Crookers Remix))

JaVale McGee: Yo, man.

Michael Beasley: Yo, man. You hear this new CuDi album yet?

JM: Naw, man. I been playing ball too much.

MB: Tyte, bro. I been busy at this place they sent me to. If it sound echo-y, it's cause I gotta call from the bathroom. I ain't supposed to have a phone, so I had to leave my other four at home. One of my guys got me that CuDi record. Dude's on point.

JM: I heard it ain't all that. They saying too much singing when dude can't even sing. And most of the songs are barely songs. I'll probably pass.

MB: You just ain't get it, man. That lonely stoner thing really makes sense to me.

JM: Truth, dog. It would.

MB: For real. Holla at me.
JM: Aight, bro. Peace.