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Showing posts with label Robin Lopez. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Robin Lopez. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Robin and Brook Lopez Play Basketball Against Each Other

Robin: DUDE, let's mess with these guys. Like back when we used to tell Mom that I was you and she'd be all, "Brook stop eating Cheerios off the floor. And stop licking the walls!" She was SO mad. We've got to do something, exactly like that. It'll be AMAZING!

Brook: Oh, no doubt, bro. What are we gonna do? I mean, I'd love some Cheerios but we're supposed to look busy.

Robin: Dude, that sucks. Plus we're wearing different colors and my hair is, like, way sweeter than yours right now. There's gotta be something though.

Brook: Dude. I got it. On three, we're going to stare at Kevin Harris the exact same way. He will FREAK. OUT. Guaranteed.

Robin: Sometimes, I'm amazed at how smart you are. My mind gets, like, totally exploded, bro. On three.
One. Two. Three.


Brook: HOLY COW. He is totally freaking out. I can't believe he's still standing up. Ohmygosh, this is the BEST THING EVER!!!!

Robin: Seriously.

Brook: Seriously.

Robin: For realsies.

Brook: Seriously.


Robin: This is SO sweet. Let me ask you a SERIOUS question. Do you want to try it again?

Brook: Dude, we HAVE to. It'll be, like, even awesomer.

Robin: I have the best idea. On three, lean against me and look up. BUT KEEP YOUR MOUTH OPEN.


Brook: That is PERFECT!

Robin: One. Two. Three!

Brook: DUDE, we're doing it! We are LEVITATING AGAINST EACH OTHER! It feels so strange!

Robin: We are the best people ever right now. I love you so much. As a brother.

Brook: Okay. You almost freaked me out a little bit. I could do this forever.

Robin: We totally just discovered how to hover. We disc-hovered it! DUDE! Disc-HOVERED!

Brook: I KNEW Stanford was a smart school.

Thursday, November 6, 2008

The Blowtorch Presents ... Upgrades and Downgrades


Play The Blowtorch Presents...Upgrades and Downgrades


Wherein:
  • Various aesthetic changes across the League are assessed for their quality.
  • An impromptu dance party is enjoyed.
  • A call from Robin Lopez to Brook Lopez is intercepted.
  • Music from Black Milk and Royce Da 5'9"



Thursday, October 9, 2008

Robin Lopez Gets His First Touch in the Post


OH MY GOSH, you guys! I HAVE THE BALL in the post in a REAL NBA GAME!

This.

Is.

AWESOME!

I cannot WAIT to make the sweetest move, like ever. I mean, like, for real. It's going to be totally rad.

Holy cow. I have got to tell Brook. He'll FREAK OUT. He'll be all like, "bro, you were actually for really guarded by Zaza Patchoulioil. During a basketball game. In the NBA."

I'll be like, "Yeah, totally."

He'll be all, "Hehehehehe. For real, bro."

I'll be like, "For REALZ, bro."

Seriously, this is like, the best thing EVER!