Lamar Odom trades the lives of many Trojans for a large horse, explaining "Hey guys, free horse!" -------------
Dick Rowe chooses to sign Brian Poole and The Tremeloes to a record contract, rather than The Beatles.
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I offer Danny Solecki a Jamal Mashburn/Dino Radja card package for a Grant Hill rookie card. He accepts.
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Cuba Gooding, Jr. willfully utters the line "Hey Michael! I'm wearing your underwear!" and receives several thousand dollars from Hanes. In return, he loses his dignity.
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The Cleveland Cavaliers acquire Shaquille O'Neal.
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